January 2012
244 posts
Reblog if you are still in 2011!
1dlovescats:
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armsoftheocean:
the reason why the world isn’t...
December 2011
375 posts
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
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Watchtoloveonedirection:
mockingjaypatronus:
xm0rsmordre:
dayglopterodactyl:
p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE PRNDL.
WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM
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hermione: nice necklace
luna: heh it's for da nargles
harry:
hermione:
luna:
hermione:
luna: i hope there's pudding
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
interestingchoiceofwords:
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UMMM. WHO DA FUCK ASKED YOU? I SWEAR YOU GOT THE NERVE TO BE SHOWING YOUR FACE AROUND HERE.
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chitzybitch:
today i drove next to a lady
who would apply her makeup
each time there was a pause in the traffic
it was perfect
she was perfect
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annefranksgasmask:
I’m Kevin Jonas because no one likes me
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TYPE YOUR NAME: Alex
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: awql;dex
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Alex
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: sz.,df
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: jhnhj
contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
